Sydney soccer time

Sydney playing her favorite sport. Sorry for the distant view -- we didn't have a cameraman. My favorite is her header off the throw-in. As you'll see, she has a bit of trouble controlling her direction of travel with the ball, but she can't be stopped no matter what!

Sydney Soccer Time
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Dog Bothering: For Unto Us

Sung to the tune of "For Unto Us a Child Is Born." Sing in the standard dog-bothering style (exaggerate pitch changes and slide all over the place to provide obvious cues for swinging dog around).

And her name shall be call-ed
SYD-ney bean!
SILL-y girl!
Tummy rub MONSTER
Mighty soccer PLAYER
Goooofy dog.

Pick dog up and bounce her around to the music until her beseeching looks become too pitiful to ignore.

Alarm defect II

Griffin: I think Sydney got confused because you knocked instead of ringing the doorbell. It took her a minute to figure out where you were.
Dustin: Does this give you a hint how the robbers are going to get past her?
Griffin: You mean, by not ringing the doorbell? Yeah, that could be a problem.