Dog Bothering: For Unto Us

Sung to the tune of "For Unto Us a Child Is Born." Sing in the standard dog-bothering style (exaggerate pitch changes and slide all over the place to provide obvious cues for swinging dog around).

And her name shall be call-ed
SYD-ney bean!
SILL-y girl!
Tummy rub MONSTER
Mighty soccer PLAYER
Goooofy dog.

Pick dog up and bounce her around to the music until her beseeching looks become too pitiful to ignore.