My name

I think my humans are a bit slow. They keep calling me "Sydney Bean." Can't they see that I'm a Sheltie, not a bean? And I don't know why they keep saying, "Hefty hefty hefty! Wimpy wimpy wimpy!" to me. I have a fine figure. And I like to take life slow and enjoy it properly. At least on walks. Very slow. What's wrong with that?